i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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