She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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