I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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