im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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