He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
