found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
