I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
