If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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