dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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