so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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