Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
not ubering you a puppy
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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