A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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