You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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