you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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