A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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