VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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