garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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