What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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