I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
zippers are such a cool invention
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think pants incapable of making pants work
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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