i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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