Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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