She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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