It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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