I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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