There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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