What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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