dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
