Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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