But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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