He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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