you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
