"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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