The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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