Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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