Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Randomize
