Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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