My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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