Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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