is your mom at the bar?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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