Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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