My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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