What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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