Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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