I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i think my cat just said my name.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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