Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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