Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Help. Why am I so naked?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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