Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
