This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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