what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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