well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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